Yes my friends, it’s summertime.
The summer music festivals are heating up and we’re sure other recreational activities are also ablaze.
So, how do you make the most of your groovy summer days and nights? Well, we’ve compiled a list of everything you need this season. We present to you the Stoner Summer Survival Guide, complete with GIFs!
1. THE GREEN
Well duh. First and foremost every stoner needs their stash to kick things off.
It’s the most important thing, after all.
2. SEXY SUMMER PIPE
How about investing in a new pipe or bowl this season? Just head to your local headshop.
3. AWESOME SHADES
Every stoner needs a pair of bitch’n summer sunglasses. They’re both useful and stylish.
4. VISINE FOR WHEN THE SHADES COME OFF
We can’t always rock sunglasses at night. Or in the kitchen while sneaking past mom to the fridge. Therefore, make sure you add a bottle of Visine to your stoner tool belt. Available at Euphoria Psychedelic Gift & Head Shop!
5. MORE OF THAT GREEN, BABY
Because why not?
6. TENT FOR CAMPING
Camping is the ultimate summer activity. Make sure you have your tent, bro.
7. SLEEPING BAG, AGAIN FOR CAMPING
It’s also a good idea to invest in a sleeping bag so you can roll yourself up like a human joint for bedtime.
8. EVEN MORE GREEN
It enhances the camping.
9. A SHIT LOAD OF SNACKS
Another obvious one, but a must.
10. HIKING BOOTS
For stoned adventures and/or to walk off all those snacks. (Don’t be like Bilbo though, buy shoes.)
11. BEACH PASS
Whether you’re going camping, surfing, or checking out the babes, summer isn’t complete without mellowing out on the beach.
12. VIDEO GAMES
Because it rains sometimes during the summer.
13. SOME TUNES
Going to the movies is too expensive, dude. We need to save that money for other things. Instead, scour the internet for the classic stoner favs that never get old.
15. DOMINOS NUMBER SAVED TO YOUR CONTACTS
Lastly, be prepared. Don’t waste time looking for the number or accidentally adding the wrong menu items to online checkout.
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Don’t forget to stop by our psychedelic gift & head shop in Bellmore, New York for summer essentials such as wearables, vape pens, summer e-juices, and more!